His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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