you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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