i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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