YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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