Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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