I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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