Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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