people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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