Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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