Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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