the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
bring money and cleavage
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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