i don't plan on having that self control this summer
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
