I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Randomize