Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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