I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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