I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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