well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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