dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
