i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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