we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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