Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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