I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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