That's when you crack a 10am beer
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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