you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just blew my weed a kiss
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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