Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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