Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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