Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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