I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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