are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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