Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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