he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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