Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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