So drunk its hurt
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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