i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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