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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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