So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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