So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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