the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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