check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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