We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize