when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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