Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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