She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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