what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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