The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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