NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
third nipple confirmed
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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