Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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