i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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