Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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