We won't sleep together?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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