I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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