omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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