I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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