Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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