He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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