You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My feet surprised me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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