He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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