Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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