Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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