Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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