sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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